What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

-J W Pepper

What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do you suck men's dicks?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III